October 27, 2008
Doug McIntosh
I thought I had written my final essay about Mr. Magoo, a.k.a. Alan GreenSpan a little over three years ago, October 3rd, 2005. Little did I know that Mr. Magoo, like the Energizer Bunny, just keeps going and going, or in this case, keeps coming back and coming back. First it was his non retirement retirement, followed by his "tell all book." This led to Mr. Magoo's less than triumphant global tour where he advised Arabs in Dubai to dump the Federal Reserve Fiat Note that underpins PAX Americana. However, these pale into nothingness compared to Mr. Magoo's sniveling, whining and utterly pathetic performance before the NWO hack politicians. The savage irony of the NWO whore Federal Reserve chairman Mr. Magoo, proclaiming his innocence before the same politicians who casually murdered the American Republic less than three weeks ago is, as the credit card ad says, priceless. During "tough" testimony Mr. Magoo pulled the best Alfred E Newman act I have ever seen. MAD magazine should sue Mr. Magoo for copyright infringement.
Mr. Magoo's testimony may be best summed up by a headline I saw in the local Colombian newspaper: "Blame someone else for the mess." No, Mr. Magoo it is on you. Or as I put in my final Mr. Magoo essay over at www.gold-eagle.com "The Last Days Of Mr. Magoo"- " What will you do old man when your folly and treachery are exposed to an enraged populace?" Mr. Magoo will find out soon enough. You see, Mr. Magoo and moi go waaaay back. I first wrote about Alan Greenspan on June 30th of 1999 in an aptly named essay called, "Why Alan Greenspan needs Depends Diapers." More true now than even then Alan. I next wrote about Mr. Magoo, having coined the nickname for him now forever associated with him on the Internet, a year later on June 5th, 2001. Even more aptly, the title of that essay was "Mr. Magoo's Name will Rot." It began with "Never have so few, lied so much, to so many; for so long. Me thinks Mr. Magoo will have this engraved on his tombstone, if he is lucky." Mr. Magoo's luck has run out now.
I finished my 2001 essays on Mr. Magoo with one on December 8 called "Mr. Magoo's New Scheme." Quoting now, "You have to give Mr. Magoo credit for persistence, if not ethics or brains. Here is a man who is convinced that low interest rates will save the economy. Period. He has now undertaken a bold, dangerous and ultimately futile last ditch effort to do just that." Only Mr. Magoo now says he was betrayed by the banks of all people. Like I said, a pathetic old man.
2002 brought a March 15th essay called "Culinary Accounting" where I wrote: "Mr. Magoo's economic crimes pale in comparison to his mangling of the English language...What are we to make of a Central Banker whose chief claim to fame is nobody can understand what he says?"
August 29th brought it all out in the open for me. I called that essay: "I Call it Treason" and wrote: "Alan Greenspan did conspire, manipulate and commit "high crimes and felonies" by forcing state pension funds to bail out the stock market on July 24th, 2002. Quite honestly, for this alone Mr. GreenSpan should be tried and executed for treason. In fact, what is left of America is headed towards racial, economic and cultural civil war." Bear in mind I wrote this over six years ago. Mr. Magoo's intentional, official and deliberate actions as head of the Federal Reserve are directly responsible for the current condition of the USA. No amount of whining, posturing or excuse making can hide that fact Mr. Magoo. You are a traitor plain and simple.
My next to final essay on Mr. Magoo over at gold-eagle.com was called "Mr. Magoo takes his Viagra from June 1st, 2005. I predicted "Mr. Magoo will light a match in a sealed room filled with gasoline vapors." I think that is an accurate estimate of what Mr. Magoo's interest rate cuts have done to the global economy. My final essay over at gold-eagle was called "The Fed's Meltdown" from August 8th, 2007. In that one I said, "We are looking at unwinding 600 TRILLION in unfunded liabilities." Yes we are. It has been an ongoing process. We may very well go critical by the end of this week. Police and military authorities are deploying SWAT forces; active duty military to prevent riots and social anarchy election night. Court economists openly talk of global stock market shutdowns. NWO politicians drool at the thought of a economic collapse to be exploited to impose their version of the middle ages upon humanity. A new dark ages of technoterror, squalor and sleaze for all time.
You are a true pig Mr. Magoo. I have seen, and known and exposed what you are for years now. You do not get a free pass from me you pathetic traitor. You do not get to play the "who me" game with me. Not me old man. I know you. You wanted the limelight old man. Well now you will get the laser light. It is only fair that in the total economic anarchy you have caused you should be drowned along with the rest of us. You are a rat Mr. Magoo, but this is one ship you won't make it off of. Too bad you didn't check the ship's name before you got on Mr. Magoo. It is called "Titanic." And we just hit an iceberg, but not to worry Mr. Magoo. I mean didn't you yourself tell us the Titanic Economy was unsinkable? And didn't you tell us Mr. Magoo we didn't need all those economic lifeboats? And didn't you tell us Mr. Magoo, well at this point it doesn't matter what you told us Mr. Magoo. We are sinking. It is only fair your reputation drowns along with the rest of us.